I don’t think they could make it any easier for a man to relieve himself. They place a target on the wall, waist high and wider than the operator’s body. All you really have to do is unzip and face forward. Handle your business, flush, wash you hands and get out. For some reason, this task is far too difficult for most in my office, because on a daily basis the freshly mopped floor is soiled repeatedly by around 11am.

Do people fall asleep at the urinal? Are they talking on a cell phone (I hope not)? This is really NOT that hard people. By age 4 most individuals are certified as “potty trained” yet 50 year-olds still have trouble hitting their mark. Perhaps we need to implement some sort of bathroom test in the workplace before people are granted a license to use it. Then all of the non-licensed individuals can all go out back and defecate in the woods because that’s how they treat the public restroom. I can only imagine what the janitorial staff thinks when they unnecessarily clean up grown men’s urine all day long.